Over-Stuffed and Over-Priced

Walking down the streets of Marilla, New York with my family and our friends the Pollocks, I approached the General Store with much anticipation.  I knew I would find something to buy.  But I didn’t know what it would be.  After about 37 minutes of shopping, I finally found what I was looking for.  I had never seen anything like it.  It was…it was a giant…a GIANT…stuffed…PENGUIN!  This was no cartoon-looking penguin: it was the most real-looking fake penguin I had ever seen.  Only having six dollars in cash on me, my spending capability was significantly limited.  Continue reading “Over-Stuffed and Over-Priced”